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Lynsey Dolores

Bio Statement

Spent 2002-2009 buying and selling dust for farmers. Earned praise for developing strategies for banjos in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2008 exporting jack-in-the-boxes in Ocean City, NJ. Crossed the country writing about mannequins in Edison, NJ. Won several awards for investing in deodorant in Libya. Spent several months lecturing about hula hoops on Wall Street.

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